Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. - Dilbert

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys. - unknown

We are the people our parents warned us about. - unknown

Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare. - Ed Asner

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. - unknown

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. - unknown

A rich man's joke is always funny. - unknown

Never steal. The government hates competition. - unknown

The worst part about censorship is *censored*. - unknown

Don?t knock on death?s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that. - unknown

If common sense is so common why is there so many people with out it? - unknown

Video games ruined my life. At least I still have 2 left. - unknown

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I am watching you. - Admin